crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

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crystalmoonsoldier:

crankybucky:

people expect Steve Rogers’ response to selfies and facebook status updates and twitter to be ‘I didn’t go to war for this’ 

but actually he did and he loves it because nothing exemplifies the freedom he fought for more than being able to post whatever you like online, and feel good about yourself, and generally being able express yourself in whatever way you like

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Q
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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mongoliantiger:

booker-do-itt:

AU where instead of removing wanted posters Ezio just draws fake moustaches or sunglasses over them

image

image

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viridianshadow:

theseweirddreams:

Kevin is us. 

at first, Kevin is us. and then, when new fans arrive, Dean is us.

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