callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(via the-nightwing-rises)


me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky

You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
Hillary Clinton  (via neonchills)

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

(via silvvertongue)


klavinerd:

Steve called in a few favors

klavinerd:

Steve called in a few favors

(via the-nightwing-rises)


pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

(via pushthequorumbutton)


I started playing Hyperdimension Neptunia and its basically an RPG with magical girls

You have no idea how happy this makes me


pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via a-family-of-trees)


vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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